Hiatus High Jinx I’ll go down with the ship Captain Floor

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Ok this is a wacky one but I thought I would give it a go since the tumblr response has been pretty doggone funny.

This is the relationship between Captain Hook and the floor (or deck or whatever).

1) Hook always seems to be kissing the floor at some point. But since he and Emma have declared their love, will he give up on the floor?

2) Are you surprised that there is a ship for Hook and the floor?

3) Did you notice how many times Hook ends up on the floor before this post made you aware of it?

4) Can an inanimate object and a human have a decent relationship?

5) Did you know there is Captain Floor fanfic? Would you read it if you did know?

Comments

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1) Hook always seems to be kissing the floor at some point. But since he and Emma have declared their love, will he give up on the floor?
Never! Floor is always there for him!!

2) Are you surprised that there is a ship for Hook and the floor?
Not in the least. Their relationship is well-documented.

3) Did you notice how many times Hook ends up on the floor before this post made you aware of it?
Of course! In S2 especially. He and Floor were constantly making out. It was really rather sweet. I could see there is real, deep, abiding love there.

4) Can an inanimate object and a human have a decent relationship?
Obviously since Hook and Floor are always together at some point in most episodes. They love each other. Why else would they always be together?

5) Did you know there is Captain Floor fanfic? Would you read it if you did know?
I would totally read it. I bet there are some hot, secksy tymes between Hook and his beloved, Floor.

*off to find the fics*

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