Hiatus High Jinx I’ll go down with the ship Captain Floor

[puppetmaker40.livejournal.com]

Ok this is a wacky one but I thought I would give it a go since the tumblr response has been pretty doggone funny.

This is the relationship between Captain Hook and the floor (or deck or whatever).

1) Hook always seems to be kissing the floor at some point. But since he and Emma have declared their love, will he give up on the floor?

2) Are you surprised that there is a ship for Hook and the floor?

3) Did you notice how many times Hook ends up on the floor before this post made you aware of it?

4) Can an inanimate object and a human have a decent relationship?

5) Did you know there is Captain Floor fanfic? Would you read it if you did know?

Comments

[sanalith.livejournal.com]

I'm at work and therefore cannot spam this post with the wonderous gifs it deserves (perhaps later) but I adore Captain Floor to no end!!! I've been a fan since pretty much the creation of the ship, though I think my personal favorite is when Belle uses a bookcase to reacquaint Hook with his favorite lover. I've definitely loved the fanfics I've read that incorporate this ship, and while I know he definitely has a "thing" for Emma now, I trust other members of the town - especially Rumple and Belle - to remind him of his first True Love.

[hughville.livejournal.com]

1) Hook always seems to be kissing the floor at some point. But since he and Emma have declared their love, will he give up on the floor?
Never! Floor is always there for him!!

2) Are you surprised that there is a ship for Hook and the floor?
Not in the least. Their relationship is well-documented.

3) Did you notice how many times Hook ends up on the floor before this post made you aware of it?
Of course! In S2 especially. He and Floor were constantly making out. It was really rather sweet. I could see there is real, deep, abiding love there.

4) Can an inanimate object and a human have a decent relationship?
Obviously since Hook and Floor are always together at some point in most episodes. They love each other. Why else would they always be together?

5) Did you know there is Captain Floor fanfic? Would you read it if you did know?
I would totally read it. I bet there are some hot, secksy tymes between Hook and his beloved, Floor.

*off to find the fics*

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[alexia_drake]

1) We did see both of them on the groud in two episodes at the end of Season 3, so it might end up as a threesome.

2) LMAO I was not aware that this "ship" existed, but I'm an official shipper now! Even if I prefer him with Emma.

3) Yes, I noticed that he fell/was pushed on the floor a lot. Poor baby. *hugs him* I wish I was his nurse... lol

4) No, but it's probably not going to be a problem, now that Emma showed some interest.

5) LOL I think I could read some.

[hanorganaas.livejournal.com]

1) Hook always seems to be kissing the floor at some point. But since he and Emma have declared their love, will he give up on the floor?



In the words of Finn Hudson....they are endgame.

2) Are you surprised that there is a ship for Hook and the floor?

Hell no....how could there not be its too amazing not to like.

3) Did you notice how many times Hook ends up on the floor before this post made you aware of it?

Of course I did Guy is whumped as much as Sheppard in SGA

4) Can an inanimate object and a human have a decent relationship?



If thats not evidence of it of course they can.

5) Did you know there is Captain Floor fanfic? Would you read it if you did know?

That I didnt but I WOULD SO READ IT!!!

[crysania4.livejournal.com]

1) Never! Captain Swan is just fan service. It's all about the Floor. He might dally a bit with Emma, but when it comes down to it, the Floor is his True Love.

2) Not at all! I've been shipping it since season 2.

3) See above. LOL yep.

4) Of course. After all, some woman married the Berlin wall (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html). She was pretty devastated over his mutilation. I hope Hook never has to see such a thing happen to Floor.

5) LOL yes. And I have. Captain Floor FTW!!

[limbomonkey.livejournal.com]

Wow. This is why I love this fandom.

(Edit: I just realized that by the end of season 3, Henry's mom is making out with his step grandfather.)