Uncle Buck: I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!
Uncle Buck: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
Uncle Buck: Well, well, well, they certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days. Tia: What are you doing here? Uncle Buck: We were just driving by to get some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us. Tia: I said I would be home at 10. It's not even 9! Uncle Buck: Who said anything about that? I thought you might like to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug? Bug: It's an ax? Uncle Buck: Sort of, yeah, yeah. I got one in my car if you'd like to see it. Bug: [getting scared] I'll pass. Uncle Buck: Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when you're going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home... then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you, Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh. Tia: I'm sorry. Bug: Look, I think you'd better split. I don't exactly want him to go berserk with an ax on me. Tia: He's all talk. Uncle Buck: Here it is! Come over, come on, I want to show it to you. Maybe later. Okay.
"Beneath this mask is an idea, Mr Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof." -- V, V For Vendetta
"You can't deny yourself forever." -- Tom Buckley, Red Lights
"I'm not in the business of murdering innocent children. That's God's jurisdiction." -- Lucifer, The Devil's Carnival: Episode One
"So why care for these petty obsessions? Your designer heart still beats with common blood. And what if you could have genetic perfection Would you change who you are if you could?" -- Grave Robber, Repo! The Genetic Opera
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Share your favorite movie quote(s)....
Date: 2014-07-26 02:06 pm (UTC)Uncle Buck: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
Uncle Buck: Well, well, well, they certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days.
Tia: What are you doing here?
Uncle Buck: We were just driving by to get some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us.
Tia: I said I would be home at 10. It's not even 9!
Uncle Buck: Who said anything about that? I thought you might like to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug?
Bug: It's an ax?
Uncle Buck: Sort of, yeah, yeah. I got one in my car if you'd like to see it.
Bug: [getting scared] I'll pass.
Uncle Buck: Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when you're going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home... then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you, Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh.
Tia: I'm sorry.
Bug: Look, I think you'd better split. I don't exactly want him to go berserk with an ax on me.
Tia: He's all talk.
Uncle Buck: Here it is! Come over, come on, I want to show it to you. Maybe later. Okay.
Re: Share your favorite movie quote(s)....
Date: 2014-07-27 10:09 am (UTC)"You can't deny yourself forever." -- Tom Buckley, Red Lights
"I'm not in the business of murdering innocent children. That's God's jurisdiction." -- Lucifer, The Devil's Carnival: Episode One
"So why care for these petty obsessions?
Your designer heart still beats with common blood.
And what if you could have genetic perfection
Would you change who you are if you could?" -- Grave Robber, Repo! The Genetic Opera