Things I am no longer allowed to do in Storybrook

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BY; Blaze S. Deverox
WARNING; any one can read this
SUMMERY; silliness, the result of too little sleep.
DISCLAMER; I do not own Once upon a time, nor did I make any money on this, just having fun.
Feel free to add if you want.

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1. I am no longer allowed to sing “Pink Houses” around Mr. Gold.
2. I am no longer allowed to sing “The bitch is back” around Regina.
3. I am no longer allowed to call Ruby, Legs.
4. Mary Margret’s name is Mary Margret no Doll Face. Even if it fits.
5. I am not allowed to paint a smiley face on Emma’s yellow bug.
6. I am not allowed to teach Henry any more verses of “Barnacle Bill the sailor.”
7. August does not want to hear my ideas for a book.
8. I am not the Evil Monkey and I am not to do the Evil Monkey point at Regina.
9. The MIB are not coming to Storybrook and I should not say they are.
10. I am not allowed to ask Mr. Gold to shake his money maker, even if he does look like that guy from Full Monty.
11. I am no longer allowed to write cat food on Mary Margret’s bird houses.
12. I am no longer allowed to sing, “It’s the end of the world as we know it,” any more.
13. I am no longer allowed to ask Mr. Gold if Bell rings his chimes.
14. Emma does not know a doctor named House.
15. August’s name is August not Woody.
16. Jefferson’s last name is not Airplane, nor is it Starship.

Comments

[jensen-girl22.livejournal.com]

OMG! This is hilarious :D