ABC Once Upon A Time

Title: Beneath the Willow Leaves
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Emma/Pinocchio
Summary: Pinocchio, tasked with finding Emma who has escaped the castle for the hundredth time, encounters his princess in a very compromising situation that could cost him his head.
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: I love writing FTL AU’s because I love Princess Emma bossing her Knight around and using sex to get what she wants. This is for Wooden Swan Week using the prompts ‘FTL AU’ and ‘NSFW’.

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Title: Look After You
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Emma Swan, August W. Booth/Pinocchio, Henry Mills, Mary Margaret Blanchard/Snow White, Regina Mills/The Evil Queen, David Nolan/Prince ‘Charming’ James, Ruby Lucas/Red Riding Hood, Mr. Gold/ Rumpelstiltskin, Mother Superior/The Blue Fairy, Marco/Geppetto, Jefferson/The Mad Hatter, Sidney Glass, Granny/Widow Lucas, Kathryn Nolan/Princess Abigail, Dr. Whale, Archie/Jiminy Cricket, Sheriff Graham Humbert/The Huntsman, & others.
Pairings: Emma/August, Mary Margaret/David, & others.
Summary: The courtship of Emma Swan and August W. Booth from ‘True North’ onward. This is a behind-the-series story on how I see their relationship developing throughout the first season and then into my own version of what happened after the finale. There’s a lot of character development and backstory that we don’t really see in the show, but is hinted at. We can call this a character study with plot, if you will.
Warnings: Language, August’s pervy mind, eventual sexual situations.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.

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Title: Look After You
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Emma Swan, August W. Booth/Pinocchio, Henry Mills, Mary Margaret Blanchard/Snow White, Regina Mills/The Evil Queen, David Nolan/Prince ‘Charming’ James, Ruby Lucas/Red Riding Hood, Mr. Gold/ Rumpelstiltskin, Mother Superior/The Blue Fairy, Marco/Geppetto, Jefferson/The Mad Hatter, Sidney Glass, Granny/Widow Lucas, Kathryn Nolan/Princess Abigail, Dr. Whale, Archie/Jiminy Cricket, Sheriff Graham Humbert/The Huntsman, & others.
Pairings: Emma/August, Mary Margaret/David, & others.
Summary: The courtship of Emma Swan and August W. Booth from ‘True North’ onward. This is a behind-the-series story on how I see their relationship developing throughout the first season and then into my own version of what happened after the finale. There’s a lot of character development and backstory that we don’t really see in the show, but is hinted at. We can call this a character study with plot, if you will.
Warnings: Language, August’s pervy mind, eventual sexual situations.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.

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Title: The Princess and the Puppet
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Emma, Pinocchio/August & Henry; Emma/Pinocchio a.k.a. Emma/August
Summary: Emma’s life was supposed to be a fairytale.
Warnings: Feels and so much adorable fluff your teeth may rot.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: Happy birthday, Su. I’m not sorry for your tears. Many thanks to my wife whose tag spiral on one of Angelique’s posts inspired this because this is one of my favorite things ever.

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Title: Ever After
Chapter One: Grown Up Orphans
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Emma/August with Henry
Summary: Taking advantage of August's love for her, a barely legal Emma seduces her long-time companion. The next morning, a guilt-ridden August, unable to face Emma, attempts to do what he does best; run. But things don't go as planned when the discovery that there will soon be a little prince joining the world brings August running right back to where he belongs; with Emma and Henry.
Warnings: Underage sex and mildly explicit sexual situations.
Disclaimer: Screw canon.
Author’s Notes: This is a little something for Wooden Swan week using the prompts ‘Henry’, ‘grown up orphans’, ‘correcting canon’, ‘birth’, and ‘wooden swan family’. This is chapter one of three. Enjoy, lovelies.

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Title: The Last to Know
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Characters: August, Emma, Snow, Henry, Geppetto, Charming, & a surprise guest; Emma/August
Summary: When it comes to Emma’s news, August is the last person to be clued in to the big surprise.
Warnings: Adorableness and August’s dirty thoughts. Seriously, you will start screaming from how cute this is and then cry when you realize how much this show sucks.
Disclaimer: Screw canon.
Author’s Notes: This is just some stupid thing I wanted to write and which made me bitter because this show sucks and this will never happen.

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Title: Selfless, Brave, and True
Chapter Two: Brave
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Emma, August, Archie, Henry, Cora, Regina, Rumpelstiltskin, & Neal; Emma/August
Summary: My take on what should happen in episode 18. When Archie fears August, who he’s been hiding, is about to do something foolish and brave he goes to Emma for help. Will they be able to save August in time or will it be too late? And can True Love really conquer all or are there some curses that even love can’t break?
Warnings: Spoilers for future episodes, angst, and a lot of feels.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: Here’s the second installment, lovelies.

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Title: You May Have Been to Phuket but I’ve Been to Tallahassee
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Emma/August
Summary: August and Emma play poker. While August is a self-proclaimed shark he discovers that his princess keeps besting him and he feels the need to turn the tables on her.
Warnings: Explicit sex.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: I’m guessing no one but the wife will understand the Easter Egg in the title but I will hint that it is a nod to my OT3.

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Title: Awakening
Chapter One: The Princess
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: NC-17 (For Later Chapters)
Characters: Emma, August/Pinocchio, Henry, Ruby, Granny, Geppetto/Marco, The Blue Fairy, Archie, Snow, & Charming; Emma/August, Snow/Charming, & Ruby/Archie
Summary: Princess Emma awakens Pinocchio with True Love’s Kiss; an AU of season two.
Warnings: Explicit sex and filthy language; I wanted to see how far I could go with this so be warned.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: Many thanks to hunksandwich for the beta. This is full of porn but it also has a lot of emotion and heart and it’s one of my favorite things that I’ve ever written. I’ve been sitting on this thing for a long time, because I just want it perfect, but I figured it was time to unveil it to you all. This is shall be four chapters long and I’m going to space out posting it so that you’re all tortured (evil laugh). Wooden Swan Crew, this is your Captain’s Valentine’s present to you all, so I hope you enjoy.

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