Things you read on the restroom walls at Granny's dinner.

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TITLE; Things you read on the restroom walls at Granny’s dinner.
BY: Blaze S. Deverox
DISCLAMER: I do not own Once upon a time.
NOTES: This is what happens when I don’t get much sleep. If you have any ideas please feel free to post them.
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Regina Mills for Queen, why not the bitch acts like it all ready.
Mr. Gold’s loans- Payment cash only, blowjobs all so accepted.
Regardless of popular belief Ruby is not on the menu.
The Red Shorts Fan Club will meet same time same place. PS. Leroy it’s your turn to bring the beer. PSS. This time don’t drink it all before you get there.
Is it me or does Mr. Gold look like an older version of the hot guy from Full Monty?
How can Graham be a real cop when he doesn’t eat donuts.
Fairy Tales- Just say no.
Storybrook love it, cause ya sure can’t leave it.
Need money fast , sell your soul to Mr. Gold. He’ll even take your first born in a pinch.